Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
About Literature / Professional Kel20/Female/Canada Groups :iconcerisefans: CeriseFans
 
Recent Activity
Deviant for 5 Years
Needs Core Membership
Statistics 1,542 Deviations 26,658 Comments 120,398 Pageviews
×

Critiques

Cute Pixel Easter Egg Journal Skin by Sleepy-Stardust

This journal skin, while minimalist, has a nice, soft use of simple color. However, I would incorporate more graphics into it rather th...

Newest Deviations

Favourites

Journal History

Activity


I will have Part 2 of my Happy Tree Friends fanfic up soon. 
  • Watching: YouTube
happytreefriends.wikia.com/wik…

Why did this idiot ban me for 4 years over nothing?!
  • Reading: Tumblr
  • Playing: Starsue.net
I hope you see this, :iconcutiepielittleme:, and realize how cruel you are being.

1. None of this would have happened if you never brought up that fact about your sister in the first place.
2. I'm not fat or ugly. I'm average-looking and slightly chubby.
3. I was taught that promiscuity is to be frowned upon. I cried and nearly threw up while reading my psychology notes because of people like you.
4. Yes, your sister IS a slut because I never even touched my boyfriend intimately, unlike her.

Why I hate sex:
1. It leaves behind bodily fluids.
2. STDS.
3. You might not know who the father is.
4. Rape.
5. Gross veiny baby bumps.
6. Pregnancy hurts like hell.
7. Genitals are ugly.
8. Having to get tested afterwards.
9. Naked people freak me out.

My parents would kill me if I had sex at this age.

I've had people make fun of my phobia before, and I am still not happy about it.

God, you have more white knights than I do!

I already know that I'm not perfect because I hate myself. Stop acting like a little priss because you are actually TRASH.

Grow up, pissbaby.

Just enjoying life......and I'm not gonna waste anymore time on brainless losers who are not worth any thought.
I'm only gonna talk to people who are someone worth talking to and thinking about, not garbage.
To all who have value (not brainless losers and scum of the Earth, like some people I've been so unfortunate to meet), you are all great, and I'm glad I've met you guys. So now I'll leave the people I don't want anything to do with out of everything, and not going to waste any more valuable time on them. They can enjoy their lives, and I'll enjoy mine. I only care about nice people, like my friends and other nice people, not crap. So now that this is out of my system for good, I bid all nice people out there a good day. :)


And HOW FUCKING DARE you call me a brainless loser just because I don't believe in promiscuity! You're not exactly a saint yourself, bitch.
  • Watching: YouTube
happytreefriends.wikia.com/wik…

Why did this idiot ban me for 4 years over nothing?!

deviantID

themysticenigma's Profile Picture
themysticenigma
Kel
Artist | Professional | Literature
Canada
Kel | Female | Taken | 20

Name Acronym by Wishafriend
Name Acronym By WishAFriend.com

Name Poem by Wishafriend
Name Poem By WishAFriend.com

American English language level NATIVE by TheFlagandAnthemGuy

Don't thank me for the llama, just give one back.

Anti Drugs Stamp by SNlCKERS

:icongiftsfriendsonly:


Do not steal my art. I consider this theft and it is against the rules. If anyone does this I will block you and have the work reported.

One Clear Thing by British-Prophetess

I take requests from watchers only.

Hi I'm themysticenigma, formerly known as darkblaze15, fandomverse95, ladypurpledreamer, and atomic-cherrywolf (or you can call me Kel if you want. That's my nickname because I hate my real name.) I am agnostic. I have Asperger Syndrome. I like the color purple and I am a vegetarian. My favorite animals are raccoons. My favorite TV show is South Park. I am also very emotional so please be nice to me.

I am a professional author and have published three books so far: "The Holiday Alphabet Book", "The Vamperger", and "Awesome Babies."

Little Sister Stamp by JetProwerTheFox = Morgan aka :iconwhatafail678:.
COMM: Family Stamp-Cousin by Supremechaos918 = Rebecca aka :iconunicornturdsxd:
COMM-Family Stamp-Pet Dog by Supremechaos918 = Dexter (whatafail678.deviantart.com/ar…) and Teddy (atomic-cherrywolf.deviantart.c…)
COMM: Family Stamp-Pet Cat by Supremechaos918 = Daisy (www.deviantart.com/art/Fat-Cat…)
COMM: Family Stamp-Boyfriend by Supremechaos918 = Matt (darkblaze15.deviantart.com/art…)






Which Member Of The Recess Gang Are You?
Which Member Of The Recess Gang Are You?
Hosted By theOtaku.com: Anime
free counters
Which Mew Mew Are You Most Like?
Which Mew Mew Are You Most Like?
Hosted By theOtaku.com: Anime
What Chipette Are You?
What Chipette Are You?
Hosted By theOtaku.com: Anime
What Chipmunk Are You?
What Chipmunk Are You?
Hosted By theOtaku.com: Anime
What Sonic-X Character Are You?
What Sonic-X Character Are You?
Hosted By theOtaku.com:
What Is Your Level Of Sanity?
What Is Your Level Of Sanity?
Hosted By theOtaku.com: Anime
The Zombie Bite Calculator

Created by Oatmeal

Interests

AdCast - Ads from the Community

×

Donate

themysticenigma has started a donation pool!
966 / 4,000
Help me get a core membership!

Please Donate Stamp by LunattaPoints Please Stamp by izka197

You must be logged in to donate.

Friends

Groups

Comments


Add a Comment:
 
:iconvaleruchy:
valeruchy Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for the llama <3
Reply
:iconthemysticenigma:
themysticenigma Featured By Owner 20 hours ago  Professional Writer
You're welcome.
Reply
:iconfuchsia-demonfoxgirl:
Fuchsia-DemonFoxgirl Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New Deviant
Trannies suck! :) i agree
Reply
:icontodesterror:
TodesTerror Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2016
your artwork is featured here :todesterror.deviantart.com/jou…
Reply
:iconthemysticenigma:
themysticenigma Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2016  Professional Writer
Why'd you have to mention my old OCs I don't even use anymore?
Reply
:icontodesterror:
TodesTerror Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2016
I decided to take them because I liked them. If you don't like it will take it out.
Reply
:iconthemysticenigma:
themysticenigma Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2016  Professional Writer
Can you replace it with something newer, please?
Reply
(1 Reply)
:icontoomanybreeches:
TooManyBreeches Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the llama! :3
Reply
:iconthemysticenigma:
themysticenigma Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2016  Professional Writer
You're welcome. 
Reply
:iconlust0fadeeperpain:
Lust0fADeeperPain Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016
Thanks by funkypunk2 For the fave
Reply
Add a Comment: